Scarlet Dust

2006-02-18T12:11:00.000-08:00

I clawed our Woman yesterday and she won't let it go. I don't see what's so different. I bite the young one all the time, and that's worse. But now she's taken to calling me vicious. I mean, maybe tempermental, but vicious is a little strong, don't you think.

The people have been leaving a lot of great sleeping places around. Backpacks, boxes, everything. But it's hard to sleep in peace. Every time I settle somewhere they crowd around me, commenting on how cute I am. It's tiresome, but since I can't sleep wothout being ambushed, it's becoming very annoying. Maybe some more biting and clawing would teach them how "vicious" I am with no sleep.

2006-02-05T09:07:00.000-08:00

Well, the hibernation has been canceled for me. Looks like my pleading worked, I've had a month of WARM! Unfortunately, The shorter human says that this will soon end. So maybe a February hibernation? Better pack down the food again. Yes, I am aware that I already weigh enough!

I suspect ani-kitty plotings. The other night, both people were going somewhere, and I found it my duty to poke my nose in their business, you know, make sure nothing suspicious was going wrong. But they took every measure possible to avoid my following. Finally they shoved me inside and left. They said it was because they didn't want me to get lost or hit by a car. What do you think? Should I trust them (would you really trust YOUR people?) or are they hiding things from me?

2005-12-31T11:28:00.000-08:00

So, it's another New Year. 2005 has been the first full year for both me and Levi. New years is not so special in my opinion. Tomorrow will be 2006. Why is it different than today, or yesterday. Next year will be the same old thing. I'll tell you a day to celebrate. The day all of this snow goes away and I can go out freely again. Let's stay up 'till midnight THEN! I'm all for hibernating for the rest of the winter. Who's with me?

2005-12-29T07:45:00.000-08:00

Yes, it's true. On Christmas afternoon the people gave me my Catmilk at last. A better liquis has never been tasted. But not all is well. The people have a reular-sized Christmas tree, but they also have a mini fiber-optic tree. And when it didn't work they blamed it on ME! Just because I knocked it over the one time. But in the end, it was their fault and they fixed it. Do you think I got an apology? Well, I didn't.

2005-12-28T08:11:00.000-08:00

C-A-T-M-I-L-K.

2005-12-23T17:06:00.000-08:00

I don't know if you've read Levi's blog yet, but the people are hiding stuff from us. And one of those things is my Catmilk. And some nip to boot. This is enraging. I'm sure your all going through similar agony right now.

2005-12-03T16:13:00.000-08:00

The Woman's started to kick me out at night. Just because I scratch a little. If you wan't my claws longer, hey the better to scratch with. But unless I have to I'd rather scratch the furnitue than youb people. You aren't hard enough to scratch.

Heh. Levi's in huge trouble. He tried to tear the screen down to get inside and ripped a big hole in it. The people said that was bad. The pest deserves to be yelled at. The people are usually far too nice to him. I should change that.

2005-11-25T21:13:00.000-08:00

I saw CatMilk.

For those of you who don't know the miracle of CatMilk, it is a creation made by the good people a Wiskas. It is low lactose milk that cats can drink without getting sick. AND it is greatest thing in the entire world, as far as I've seen it. I saw the kid with CatMilk, yet I haven't gotten any yet. I bet Levi stole it. I have a feeling that pest is planning a mutiny against me. I've been keeping a close eye on everyone, even the fish. Nothing suspicious yet, although I think the snow is the woman's doing. I'll have to look into this closer.

And by the way, somebody give my brother some turkey! The skinny guy is whining for the stuff.

2005-11-23T11:37:00.000-08:00

People, this is my house. Dusty gave it to ME, not you. And I let you have everything. All I ask to keep is one large couch. Its okay to be on it sometimes, but if I bite you, or scratch you, it means I want you O-F-F. It doesn't mean throw a blanket over me forcing me to slowly get off. It's my couch. Mine. Not yours. And don't any of you poodins think of taking it either.

2005-11-23T11:35:00.000-08:00

Do you know that with this template type, I can't give tiles to my posts? Well nobody told me! I new I should have gone with the dots...

2005-11-22T15:46:00.000-08:00

Yes, this is the long-awaited blog by Scarlet, house-mate of Levi. Why Scarlet Dust? In memory of the people's old cat Dusty, who was like a cat-mom to me. Despite what Levi says the people are the kid and the woman.

Levi is insane. He still goes out constantly! He can't get it through his head that warmer is better. If he wants to freeze to death, that fine with me. ...I better go check on him.